Riddle of the Day 4/7

TODAY’S RIDDLE IS: What can you hold in your left hand but not your right? YESTERDAY’S WINNERS: The first correct answer from yesterday’s riddle once again goes to Cindy Y. with “post office,” and the most creative incorrect answer goes to Clarissa Boyd with “epistolary romance.” Congratulations to all on…

Contest of the Week 4/6: Limericks!

THIS WEEK’S CONTEST: This week, we are hosting a LIMERICK contest. Yes, that’s right. I want you to write limericks. Because they’re really, really fun. They can be about anything, but bonus points if they’re about something positive in the midst of the existentially strange time we’re all existing in…

Riddle of the Day 4/2

TODAY’S RIDDLE IS: My beard is powerful. I shave every day, But it remains unchanged. What am I? As always, tokens will be awarded to the first correct answer and the most creative incorrect one. YESTERDAY’S WINNERS: The first correct answer to yesterday’s riddle (what room in a home do…

Riddle of the Day 4/1

TODAY’S RIDDLE IS: What room in a home do ghosts avoid? As always, tokens are awarded to the first “correct” (i.e. the one we’re looking for) and most creative incorrect answer. Answer in the comments below! YESTERDAY’S WINNERS: We actually did not receive the answer we were looking for for…

Riddle of the Day 3/31

TODAY’S RIDDLE IS: What’s the coolest letter in the alphabet? As always, tokens are awarded to the first “correct” answer (i.e. the one we’re looking for) and the most creative incorrect answer. YESTERDAY’S WINNERS: Cindy Y. once again taking it home with the first correct answer: “Greece is at the…

Contest of the Week 3/30

Welcome, dear UHPers, to our second contest of the week! This week’s contest will be a UHP mascot design contest. We do not currently have an official mascot as a program, but we’d love to see what you can come up with! Submission guidelines: The only thing you need to…

Riddle of the Day 3/27

TODAY’S RIDDLE IS: I am fragile. Say my name, I am broken. As always, the first correct and the most creative incorrect answers will receive a Townhouse Token. Answer below! Note: we won’t be doing riddles over the weekend, so you can go at this one until Monday! YESTERDAY’S WINNERS: Sydni…

The Fax Lunch Bunch with Professor Trullinger

Do you miss casual front office/club room conversations from the physical townhouse? Well Professor Trullinger is helping us take them virtual! This semester, join him on Fridays for some casual philosophy (or non-philosophy) discussion in Zoom! The next Fax Lunch Bunch will be Friday, 4/24, with link/precise time TBA. See…