Reasons why YOU should attend tonight’s SPA ROADTRIP:
1. There’s nothing like free burritos to bring people together.
2. Wednesday is a great day for comfort food, especially when it’s free and prepared for you
3. You can meet our SPA, UHP overachievers just like you to help with your #honorsproblems
4. Or, you can bond with the SPA that relate to your procrastination style
5. You may get to see this face*
Come to the UHP Townhouse tonight from 7-9pm for free food, SPA advising, and the chance to win eternal happiness by breaking the piñata!
*William will not be in attendance – babies and burritos don’t mix. Also, he has plans with the Obamas.