First things first, you need to understand that taxis here are not quaint yellow private cars like in the US. They are cramped white and blue vans that function as the country’s public transportation. To get where you want to go on them you need to know the general direction of your location and the nearest taxi stage that has vans going that way. There are never any signs and conductors often don’t speak English so even this first step can be a challenge. Make sure you ask a Ugandan friend for directions before setting off.
When you find your stage, you will probably have to wait a while for one to show up. While you wait men on motorcycle taxis called boda bodas will drive up and try to get you to go with them. Bodas are faster than taxis, but are more expensive and get in frequent accidents, so it is better to wait for your taxi.
Eventually a taxi will pull up and a conductor will slide the door open, jump out and start shouting at everyone to try and fill the van. Go up to him and clearly say where you are going. If he says no then wait for another, if he says yes then you can push your way onto the crowded taxi.
If you get the chance to pick your seat try to avoid the front two rows because the drivers and conductors often pickpocket distracted riders. As you squeeze your way to the back you will most likely bang your knee, head, or catch your skirt on something so be careful. Each of the four rows has three seats, but there are usually four people in every one so make sure you leave all concepts of personal space at the door. If you’re not sure about your land marks, try to sit in a window seat so you can watch for your stop.
As your taxi starts to navigate the hectic Kampala traffic don’t be surprised if it starts driving on sidewalks or the wrong side of the road to avoid traffic jams. If the locals don’t start worrying about safety just roll with it and be glad you’re not sitting in the gridlock traffic. You should watch as people get off to see what they are paying; if you ask the conductor he will most likely overcharge you. When you see a landmark that means your close just shout “Masa awo!” (Stop ahead!). The conductor will tell the driver and he’ll pull over for you. Try to hand the conductor exact change if possible as you get out to avoid being scammed.
Once you are out of the taxi take a moment to enjoy the open space and pat yourself on the back for successfully navigating Uganda’s intimidating public transportation.